Some terrors can be avoided, others must be faced head on. Here are the time-tested ways to deal with some of the frightening things you may have to deal with.
1. FLESH-EATING ZOMBIES. (Remember your anti-zombie helmet and baseball bat. Guns with lots of ammunition are good too.)
2. BLOOD-SUCKING VAMPIRES. (You’ll need a crucifix, mirrors, garlic, and a holly stake: and NEVER take a business trip alone to Transylvania.)
3. SOUL-DEVOURING DEMENTORS. (Know someone who know the Patronus spell. Also, keep chocolate around.)
4. YOUR 401K STATEMENT. (If you practice this, then opening that statement will not hurt so much.)
Amen.
Mad world we live in!
You can send me some chocolate, I’m driving my hubby nuts here if I don’t have chocs! 