I recently received a new bathroom scale. It was defective from the manufacturer.
The old bathroom scale always said “180″ when I stepped on it. The new bathroom scale says “188,” so something must be wrong with it.
My wife doesn’t like what it says to her either.
I am an engineer and I fix things, so…
The Mrs. says I need to fix this thing. She doesn’t usually nag me about fixing things around the house, but she says “no more donuts” until I get that bathroom scale recalibrated so it says “180″ again.
Maybe I should just send the darn thing back.