I correctly predicted that Rudy Giuliani would have lots of trouble getting votes in places where cows live, but even I didn’t expect Ron Paul to beat him regularly, and have 3 times more delegates than him at this point.
Florida is do or die for Giuliani now, so here are some campaign slogans that may help him communicate his views, and get back in the game among the Florida electorate.
THE ENVIRONMENT: “Reduce greenhouse gas emissions: Carry your own golf clubs.”
ABORTION: “Vote pro-choice: Because 1.3 grandchildren is enough.”
NATIONAL SECURITY: “Vote for me, and your daughters will be safe. Some of them may even get Secret Service protection.”
ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION: “Deport all illegals now. Because American workers should do American jobs. Including cleaning your winter home.”