By now, you all are probably sick of the Pennsylvania Presidential Primary.
You have gotten tired of tracking Bill Clinton’s whereabouts, so that you could keep your daughters at least 10 miles away. You have heard Obama say “Yes, We Can” so many times that you just want to say “But What if We Don’t Want To?” You have avoided the roads where Teddy Kennedy might be traveling to campaign for Obama. You watched Hillary toss down a shot and a beer, and you wished there was a mickey in it. You have received 10 calls from the candidates each day, and you can’t even watch “American Idol” without being inundated by the same ads.
You may have concluded that there is not a dimes’ worth of difference between the candidates, and you would be right.
Well, here is your chance to make a difference.
This Tuesday, vote CTHULHU FOR PRESIDENT.
WHY SETTLE FOR THE LESSER EVIL
[For those of you who are not horror story nerds, Cthulhu is a fictional creation of H. P. Lovecraft. You can read more about Cthulhu here. One girl who read “The Call of Cthulhu” reported that she was “afraid to go into the basement for weeks” after reading this. I have not read it, but apparently compared to Cthulhu, Dracula is about as scary as the Easter Bunny.]