Here is an easy breakfast recipe that even the most incompetent bachelor can make. It also provides caffeine, which is one of the 4 basic food groups for single guys. (The other three are beer, pizza, and donuts.)
Pour one cup of coffee into a cup. The coffee can be cheap, or even left over from yesterday, and the temperature is not too important. Add more milk and sugar than you are used to using.
Pour one cup of Cheerios into a bowl. Yes, even if you are a bachelor, you have to wash the bowl first.
Pour coffee onto Cheerios. Eat. The recipe makes one serving.
For some reason all of the women in my family think this is weird, and all of my explanations do not persuade them. I just don’t understand.