Some terrors can be avoided, others must be faced head on. Here are the time-tested ways to deal with some of the frightening things you may have to deal with.
1. FLESH-EATING ZOMBIES. (Remember your anti-zombie helmet and baseball bat. Guns with lots of ammunition are good too.)
2. BLOOD-SUCKING VAMPIRES. (You’ll need a crucifix, mirrors, garlic, and a holly stake: and NEVER take a business trip alone to Transylvania.)
3. SOUL-DEVOURING DEMENTORS. (Know someone who know the Patronus spell. Also, keep chocolate around.)
4. YOUR 401K STATEMENT. (If you practice this, then opening that statement will not hurt so much.)