Three Frightful Things May Be Avoided, But a Fourth Must Be Faced…

Some terrors can be avoided, others must be faced head on.  Here are the time-tested ways to deal with some of the frightening things you may have to deal with.

1.  FLESH-EATING ZOMBIES.  (Remember your anti-zombie helmet and baseball bat.  Guns with lots of ammunition are good too.)

2.  BLOOD-SUCKING VAMPIRES.  (You’ll need a crucifix, mirrors, garlic, and a holly stake: and NEVER take a business trip alone to Transylvania.)

3.  SOUL-DEVOURING DEMENTORS.  (Know someone who know the Patronus spell.  Also, keep chocolate around.)

4.  YOUR 401K STATEMENT.  (If you practice this, then opening that statement will not hurt so much.)

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